Swingers Cruise November with Topless Travel

Couples Cruising!

OK, Well this was about the most fun any one person could ever have on a cruise ship. Hell we could have never made port anywhere and we would have all had a great time! I know the cruise lines make money on the excursions people take at the ports of call. I get that. But I will tell you, we don’t need them. Just park the damn boat off the coast and lets party! The boat has everything you could ever possibly want to do on it. But, if you do decided to go ashore, do it through the ships people. We have left people at a port of call before. If you get lost or missing and the cruise line does not know where you are, we are gone and your on your own to get home. End of great time.

Now, as far as the ship, OMG! This was so awesome, I do wish we could have sex on deck, but that’s just a dream, I know. Other then that, the food was great, the rooms where great and the people where HOT! I painted like a mad man. I painted some many people, everyone knew my work. Even with Four other painters on the same cruise, I painted 7 time more then they did COMBINED! That’s because, above all else, this is my job, my work, and you are my clients. I will make you all happy if I can. Hell, the best night for all of us was the Mardi Gras theme night. I was painting all night and literally on my knees and exhausted when I left my station, 12 HOURS LATER! By the way, thank you all for waiting for me in line so patiently, I love you all for that.

The Topless Travel crew where on their game again! It went like clockwork for the guests of Topless Travel. From the awesome meet and greet at the Marriott, to the loading of hundreds of couples to the ship, which I helped with gladly. To the cruise and booking for another trip. From the flawless efforts and the great thinking to have busses waiting for the clients at port instead of the clients waiting for the busses, to the easy getting on and leaving such a great trip. Bravo guys, nice job!

So if anyone has any vacation time to spend, do it with Topless Travel and get on one of the lifestyle cruises that are left on the calendar. These trips book up fast and they are about the best swingers vacation you can have on a boat!

As for the ports of call, well, Haiti was great, private beach and all, zip lining was the bomb. Jamaica was a great port with a tourist area and not even having to leave the pier. And then Cozumel Mexico, I heard the beach excursion was the best to take. I loved it. But to tell the truth, I could have stayed on the boat and had just as great a time. You decide and I will see you topside by the main pool for your body painting. Pack light, I have your outfits in my paint box… LOL!

Where to go: Topless Travels Couples Cruises…. Any of them!

Things to do: Wear sunscreen and get naked on deck!

Songs to listen to: “Bend it like you don’t care” by Tiesto

Hedo 2

Hedonism 2

Well, where to start! This place is the best freakn place to have fun ever! I know the history of the resort and its demise into swinger history… but its back and back with a ROAR! OMG! This place is a whole new Hedo! The new owners are really into the resort and making it the best they can. Now, its still a bit of a bus trip to and from Hedo, but it is soooo worth it! From the great people who run it ad man the many aspects of the heaven on earth, to the great people who get you there, like the people at Topless Travel! The crew was awesome and had their stuff together. Now some things, the resort still has to address in my book. Like over booking.. and making the nude side, THE NUDE SIDE. Holly crap people, really, wearing clothes on the nude side. As I like to say, “Sandals is just down the beach!”
Now, as far as the resort itself, WOW the food was out of this world and the service was nothing short of a four star corporate hotel, But this one is fun! The entertainment was so freakn good I thought I was at a Vegas show. The pool was cleaned every day, I had hot water in my shower and the drinks where everywhere. The nude side, as usual was the best side to be on. That’s where I painted naked bodies. Oh ya! Right next to the best grill in Negril! The rain could not even put a damper on my smile. As the rain came down for a few minutes, I cooled off and thought of all you poor people not with me on the beach at that time. OMG if you ever get a thought about going anywhere at anytime to have a great vacation and do it in the nude with great friends, THIS IS THE PLACE!
I have had promise after promise to get me there, and if wasn’t for Joe at Topless Travel, that dream could not have ever been a reality! See Joe if you want to go!

As for the new owners, I love them, awesome down to earth friendly and ready to make changes for the best! All I can say about this place is, Go for the Hedo Body Painting Contest, and go to have fun, just go! See you in Hedo! Yes, that’s right. The great entertainment staff wants to do a “Miss Hedo Body Painting Contest” and I say lets do it!
The rooms, all of them are being renovated and put into the best shape ever. From flat screen TVs with porn all the time, to great house keeping, clean towels and sheets to spare. The Grounds where right out of any ones tropical fantasies. Beautiful, colorful and pleasant to just go for a walk, which I did every day before breakfast. From tennis courts to s squash court. From large chess sets to pool tables and play rooms. What more could you ask for. This is in my book, “A Swingers Paradise” Now you need to check with Topless Travel to find out when the best takeover days are. They are and always will be a hotel. And in being just that, they fill up as fast as they can with anyone who wants to be there. From Fetish groups , Nudists, or just European vacationers. So if you want Swingers, talk to Joe! See you at HEDO!
Where to go: Hedonism 2 in Negril, Jamaica
Things to do: Play at Hedo!
Songs to listen to: “Aint a party without me” David Guetta remix

Southern Decadence 2013 New Orleans

This was a time to remember, in more ways then one. Wow! The vanillas and breeders didn’t even know the guys where coming… LOL! I did.. I am not gay but OMG can these guys and girls party!
Over the Labor Day weekend, this celebration of being equal and one love should be realized around the world. What a weekend. I painted at Ritas Tequila House on Bourbon as usual. We all thought it would be calm and the party would be down at the gay side… nope! It was on. I had a blast and the guys I painted.. no I did not paint their units.. illegal on Bourbon and I would not have done it any way, they got painted up in all kinds of ways. The rainbow flag being the most popular design of course. Their was two guy in particular who got painted up with the flag design on Friday afternoon and on Sunday night, they where still wearing it. They had a few touch ups here and there, but three days! Man I love my paint! They did too!
I met up with one of my good friends and he brought four of his friends down to Ritas to get painted as well. They loved it! One had the English flag with rainbow colors at the bottom, another had the full rainbow flag, one had a Swiss flag with running rainbow colors and the last, his initials with the colors and all with a ton of glitter! So cool! I was able to stay with some friends in uptown. They let me bunk on their futon in the front room. What a great part of Nawlins, uptown has got to be seen to be believed. The houses, the gardens, the beauty can’t be missed in your life time, a must see. I made some of my best designs, had a great time with friends and loved the festivities.
If you ever get the chance to be down in the New Orleans area for the labor day weekend, go, you would think it was a hot version of Mardi Gras. As I painted the guys and girls with their flag designs, a straight guy came up to me and asked, “What’s with all the gays, there is more then usual?” I almost hit him, then I just laughed and said, “What, you don’t know it is Southern Decadence?” He looked at me as if I was crazy.. LOL His loss, I would hate to go through life being that shallow, I know some can’t help it but it is 2013! Wake up!
For my vanilla friends who let me stay with them so nice and easy. I am sorry for any inconveniences I placed on you by being in your home, but take some advice…. Go to bed at a decent hour will ya! Bar people…. LOL. Now for my final word on this, for those of you, straight and gay who made this a great weekend, thank you! Your amazing people and I will party with you any time!
Things to do: Go to a gay party if you are straight, its good for your perspective, and they will let you don’t worry.

Places to go: New Orleans Uptown and Garden District, so nice!
Song to listen to: DJ Shadow – “Organ Donor Live” so spooky, and I heard it in N.O. first!